Starring: The Minion

Tiffany reminded me of the hot girl in high school who ignored the geeks such as myself. What she didn't know is that the same geek would become a super stud and fuck porn chicks while eating the finest gourmet. Second, what she didn't know is that the road to quick cash goes through me. This blonde bimbo took it upon herself to turn my face into a canvas for food like peanut butter and hot dog buns. What the fuck are these sluts thinking? In retaliation, I took it upon myself to turn her pussy into a cock garage for my meaty member. I used her mouth to keep my jizz warm and safe. I don't know where Tiffany is these days. If you come across her then, for your own safety, don't mention to her about the time she had one-on-one with the Minion. You might get slapped, kicked, punched, or all of the above.