Holy shit, I hit the jackpot today. After going through hood rats and skanks I finally came across a slut worthy of my time and money. I saved some cash by having this mullet cut so I decided to splurge on some nose candy and cum sucking slut. Carissma Lynn called up my personal assistant looking for money to buy diapers for her mongloid kid. Being that I was in a giving mood I hit the ATM and got home in time to meet her at the door. I was in love but mainly lust since my raging 3 inches nearly ripped through my pants. She kneeled before the porn king,me, and used every drop of saliva in her mouth to drench my dick. I thought I saw God as she was blowing me but I was just having flashbacks of Colonel Sanders. I gave her my own secret recipe of Minion jizz and she slupred it up like a good slut.