I'm constantly searching the country for porn whores to put in their place. There's nothing better than seeing some hot piece of fried chicken... err, I mean ass with my cock inside them. Alexis Sunshine emailed me from Florida (where their orange juice is second to none) and wanted to get into porn. The road to porn goes through me and I had her show up to see if she was worthy of my massive tool! Watch in horror as she flips out and makes my entire body look like a baby's bib! Something tells me she's now in therapy.